Retro Junk

The Simpsons

Debut: December 17, 1989

The Simpsons has since grown into the longest running animated primetime series on U.S. television! Since its introduction in 1989, it has become an icon of American popular culture. Lampooning everything from science and technology to pop culture, the series was not afraid right out the door to take risks and do things that other similar TV shows never dared to do. Created by Matt Groening and originally debuting as a series of sketches on "The Tracy Ullman Show" the series still maintains the same relevance it had when it was new and has a world that changes and evolves in the same as our modern world, even though the characters never age.

Intros

The arcade theme

Dead Simpsons Intro (Season 28 episode 8)

Christmas intro

Season 2 (PAL)

Season 1 Intro (PAL)

Credits

"Bart's Comet" (#2F11 [5/2/95]) 2000's BBC 2 credits w/ 'Simpsons'/'Fresh P...

"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" (#5F07 [21/12/97]) Channel 4 credits w/ 'Hom...

"Four Regrettings and a Funeral" credits, in memory of Chip Davis (OAD: 11/...

"The Simpsons: Christmas Special" 12/23/20 Channel 4 (UK) credits w/ "The P...

2 12/22/20 Channel 4 (UK) credits, w/ Dreams Bed sponsor

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Homer (B&W Detective): "You can't stop us, Corpse Blossom. There's one of you and six of us. ["six of us" refers to the main Homer and five different Homers]"

Mr. Burns: "Really. Would you like to count again? [Five different versions of J. Montgomery Burns zaps in from the collision] Burnsiverse versus Homerverse. And the Smitherverse can nod and take copious notes. ["Simtherverse" refers to the main Smothers and five different versions of Burns' assistant.]"

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Calamity Coyote: "FurrBall and I heard one too!"

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Tails: "I always remember ecstatically where I was when that guy said 'Oh, my god.' on TV."

Bart, Luigi & Stimpy: "Oh, yeah!"

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Homer: "Tails, don't do that! Your hands are too powerful!"

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Ned Flanders: "(Sighs as he looks at his picture his late wife Edna Krabappel) I sure do that laugh."

Nelson Muntz: "Ha-Ha! I miss her, too."

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Scott Christain: "Hello, I am Scott Christain filling in for Kent Brockman tonight. Why did the clown cross the road? To arm-robbed at the Kwik-E-Mart. Full stories right after the commercial."

Homer Simpson: "Do you this guy in lunchbox?"

Bart Simpson: "You mean Krusty the Clown? He is my idol."

Homer Simpson: "Maybe you should run off to bed."

Scott Christain: "Krusty the Clown is behind bars for a armed robbing a Kwik-E-Mart store."

Bart Simpson: "(Gasp and shocked) Krusty."

Lisa Simpson: "Oh no!"

Scott Christain: "The reports was went to the cashier and grabbed the gun to threat for all the money in the paperbag...."

Patti ?: "So the truth comes out."

Bart Simpson: "(Tearfully) Oh, Krusty. How could you?!?"

Marge Simpson: "I know it's bad, But who know, Maybe he might turn out he is innocence all along."

Homer Simpson: "Earth to Marge, Earth to Marge, I was there. The clown is G-U-I-L-T-Y!"

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FBI Troops 1: "(Screams) COPYRIGHTED MATERIALS!!!"

FBI Troops 2: "Don't look at it."

FBI Troops 3: "Somebody sell me a ticket."

FBI CEO (Joe Biden): "Bring some earmuffs and blind fold. We have been trained for this. (Shoots Homer's laptop with his gun, and the digital projector goes static and grabs Homer from climbing over the fence) From now on, Homer. The only place where you are ever going to see a movie without buying a ticket is jail!"

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Krusty: "So have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwaaaazy Kwanza, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from my god: Our sponsor!"

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Ned Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all... nothin' at all... nothin' at all..."

Homer: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

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Sideshow Mel: "My childhood has been un-ruined!"

Joe Biden: "Listen up you freaks, You are all in violation of title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code."

Chief Wiggims: "Take it easy, They were just watching a movie. (The FBI Troops grabs Chief Wiggims' arm) Hey, My badge is poking at my chest."

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Marge: "Did you know what yesterday was?"

Homer: "Sure! Happy Anni-birth-intine's-Shark week?"

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Jeremy Freedman: ""Why did they have to cancel Futurama?!?""

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Homer: "Hi."

Lenny: "Hey, look! Homer has one of those robot cars! *Crash*"

Carl: "One of those *American* robot cars."

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Homer: "*shrieking as he displays his swollen butt* The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!"

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Homer: "This is Ned Flanders, my friend!"

Lenny: "What did he say?"

Carl: "I dunno. Something about being gay."

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Grandpa Simpson: "What are you cackling at fatty! Too much pie that's your problem!"

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Moe: "Don't eat nothin' for a couple of days, because I'm taking you out for a steak the size of a toilet seat."

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Homer: "Stupid gravity."

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Springfield Elementary Students: "We are the mediocre presidents you won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. There's Taylor, there's Tylor, there's Philmore and Hayes. There's William Henry Harrrison, "I died in 30 days."

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Bart Simpson: "Remember when we took those hypnotism classes to help us ignore Grandpa?"

Homer: "I'll say 'I do', five years later, and I still think I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!"

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